Wow,
1. Get a dictionary, you know, that thing we use to help with spelling?

Y do jew guyz hate Twilite? itz tha best damnd thing in the hole-wide wo
rld!!12121!!!@!!#@13#!@#1

2. Well, I wouldn't why a Jew guy would hate twilight but I am sure he has a perfectly acceptable reason for it. By the way, world is one word...you would know that if you took a glance in a Dictionary.
Ps. If you're such a fan, why can't you spell your favorite books title right?

itz riten bye a survent of GOD!!!@$! Youl all go to
hell-o-hell for hating her works!! atlest itz not a work of the devel like Harry Pothead!!

3. CLEVER, I heard all those Harry Potte joke when I was 9. By the way, there is no 'devel' or 'devil', and if shes a 'survent' of God, I am so happy I'm an Aetheist, so, no hell for me! I would love to see you prove that one if your reasoning for loving Twilight consists of you pounding the keyboard like a 3-year-old on a mini-piano.

She is tryin to gide the chuldren of erth from the devels work!!!@!112312

4. Uhh, who says? You? Well she never said so...so unless you have special-insider info that no one else not even the author of such terribly written, moralless series. By the way there was a interview done by Mugglecast ( a HARRY POTTER FANSITE) and she said specifically that there wrote the book without any lesson or morals. So, now you are clearly pulling things out of you bum.

promoting the pratic of whichcraft and gaynes!!

5. Another fantastic reason, why I think, religion destroys humanity. So what is 'Practic?' Well, what would be practical would be for you to keep your ranting to yourself, or see a therapist for anger management. You clearly need some. By the way, gayness isn't a practice, its your sexuality.

An how dare jew mak fun of [FONT=Impact]STEPHENIE MEYER!!![/font]!! She has
ritten 5 grate books and therd be a 6th 1 if som dlckhead cocksucklng motherfukking son of a bltch dident rat her out.

Wow, whats with all the Jew-hate? And yes these books were 'grate' to use to cook a steak on my bbq, not really but I definitly would. Uhh, lets be honest, you can't even spell curse word right. And two, what was the point of the 6th book? It was a copy & paste version of the first with the names switched. As far as I have heard.

MY POOR PRECIOUSE [FONT=Impact]STEPHENIE MEYER!!![/font]

You sound like actually KNOW SMeyer, so, do you? I would find it ridiculously funny if you met her and got to actually know her, and the proceeded to realise that she really isn't some goddess or whatever you fans refer to her as these days. By the way, if she can write about necrophilia, beastiality and pedophilia, and still feel good about herself knowing that 7 year olds are reading this, she is certainly not precious.
So if I were you I would climb down from that dream of yours,a dn if it's the best 'damnd' thing written, why are you reading it, wouldn't you consider that to be a sin?

First off, your trolling is pathetic.

Second, ironically with your tale of witchcraft and gayness, vampires are actually supposed to be part of the Devil's army. (Or so I hear from the Bible. XP )

Not only that, he promotes domestic violence and animal abuse so that only supports my claim even more.

Harry Potter, unlike Edward, supports friendship, animals, and, well, respect for his parents. Unlike lil Miss Priss.

So your claims are basically fail. Sprouting failsprouts. Oh god that last comment was so lame.

Ohh! Wait a second, does your Mother know you're speaking like that, little girl?
& To be honest, vampires are supposedly ''Pawn of Satan", or so the Bibles say. So, wouldn't it be both ways?
Not to mention, I was raised Wiccan so you're obviously misinformed about it all. Also, to take the cake - by showing that you are indeed homophobic it just proves how ignorant you truly are.

It seems as if our world is devolving... >->;;

Who else finds it funny that even the author of My Immortal wasnt as bad as this? (Assuming she was an epic troll) I mean, DRACO/"VAMPIRE", PEOPLE! 8D Bleh, I stick to them both being trolls at the core tho, and therefore dont really care~

oh boy. Twitard+Rabid Christian. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD combo ><

A Twazi troll is bad enough, but when they're homophobes and fundamentalists too... D: I feel like my brain is slowly dying.

Corporal Flashback wrote:

Lyra Kumatora wrote:^I think "jew" was a mispelling of "you." Hence why I think she was fake.

Skesis told me in another thread that, apparently, this troll is a Twilight fanfic writer who's an extreme Christian and uses it to vilify Jews in her fanfic. She apparently spells Judas as "Jewdas".
Thread on her:http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=8451

edit: I just realised that you've posted in that thread /stupid

I haven't clicked the link, but I'm guessing it's Erin. I think this troll in this thread might be Erin or her twin sister or something.

(I can't resist torlls like these who bring so much fail...)

KcarabAmabo wrote:Y do jew guyz hate Twilite? itz tha best damnd thing in the hole-wide wo
rld!!12121!!!@!!#@13#!@#1 itz riten bye a survent of GOD!!!@$! Youl all go to
hell-o-hell for hating her works!! atlest itz not a work of the devel like Harry Pothead!!
She is tryin to gide the chuldren of erth from the devels work!!!@!112312 promoting
the pratic of whichcraft and gaynes!!

BAHAHAH are you shitting me?
Look up vampires. They're accociated with demons and hell, the whole nature of being a vampire is you trade your sole for immortality and must constantly kill to survive. I do believe murder is a sin. Meyer made out being a vampire was amazing, even at it's price. If anything, she's the one encouraging the devil's work.

Sure, Harry Potter had "witchcraft", but it wasn't real. Wave a fake wand and shout "lumos!" - nothing happens. The However, twilight-obessed tweens can easily cut themselves and "feed" on each others blood. I know which is the more dangerous one.

She has ritten 5 grate books and therd be a 6th 1 if som dlckhead cocksucklng motherfukking son of a bltch dident rat her out.

Hey idiot, guess what? SHE gave that person a copy of Midnight Sun. So it’s her fault.

Floda wrote:win et has the best loking guy and the perfect gurl.

Bella and Edward are nothing of the sort.
True, Edward is supossed to be very attractive, but looks don't mean a thing.
And Bella is a shallow, anti-social, hypocrtical, self-centered, whiney, Stephenie Meyer.

the bible was ritten by GOD!! i dont read it cuz I cant its too long but l lissen to it on awdeo book lik I do twilite.

Wrong. The bible was written by men. It's god's word, but it wasn't written personally by him.

yeh, homo love, frendship with the devel and the only tryumph ova eval was doned by an eval boy.

1. There was nothinggay in Harry Potter. Yes, Dumbledore was gay, but you never saw any of that.
2. There wasn't even a mention of the devil, if you're gonna rabily hate on a book at least use it's REAL flaws.
3. Harry was evil, proof plz.

mistress meyer went to school n got her php

It's phd, not php. And as far as I know, she never got anything of the sort. If she did, who gives a carp.
Anyone can get fancy pieces of paper, doesn't mean they know a damn.

And ahah, you obviously don't know the meaning of the word mistress or else you wouldn't keep calling her that.

KcarabAmabo wrote:Y do jew guyz hate Twilite?

Jew guys hate Twilight? News to me.

itz tha best damnd thing in the hole-wide world!!12121!!!@!!#@13#!@#1

I like how she says we hate god and everything and then she throws around 'damnd', 'dlckhead', and 'cocksucklng'

itz riten bye a survent of GOD!!!@$! Youl all go to hell-o-hell for hating her works!!

I'm a christian... so I dunno about the whole 'go to hell for not liking a book written by a Mormon housewife' angle. Nice try though!

atlest itz not a work of the devel like Harry Pothead!! She is tryin to gide the chuldren of erth from the devels work!!!@!112312 promoting the pratic of whichcraft and gaynes!!

Hey kids! Stop reading the devil-possessed Harry Potter books! They teach horrible ideals such as standing up for what you believe and doing what's right and not what's easy! Instead, read God's books, Twilight! You too can be a pedophiliac, abusive, obsessive stalker!

An how dare jew mak fun of [FONT=Impact]STEPHENIE MEYER!!![/font]!! She has ritten 5 grate books and therd be a 6th 1 if som dlckhead cocksucklng motherfukking son of a bltch dident rat her out.

Okay, what's with Jews and Twilight hate? Seriously, never heard about this.

MY POOR PRECIOUSE [FONT=Impact]STEPHENIE MEYER!!![/font]

Easy there on the BBcode. Don't use it if you don't know what it does

Floda wrote:

It's horrible and a cliche. That's why.

haw es et

horrible and cliché

win et has the best loking guy and the perfect gurl.

... Exactly! I'm glad you understand.

Read some more books, ones never written by Stephanie Meyer

the bible was ritten by GOD!! i dont read it cuz I cant its too long but l lissen to it on awdeo book lik I do twilite.

Hate to break it to ya, but God didn't write the bible. Learn2literature.

Idolizing false idols is a sin. The only one hell-bent for... well... hell is you.

im not idolizing im admiring a saint.

I don't think you know what a saint is.

Actually, Harry Potter was favorited by the last Pop becayse of its themes of love, friendship, and triumphing over evil.

yeh, homo love, frendship with the devel and the only tryumph ova eval was doned by an eval boy.

Wait, homo love in Harry Potter? Also, why do they celebrate Christmas if they're satanists?

How can we not make fun of her, I mean really?

cuz jews a meanie meanie jew.

You know what Jesus was?









A Jew.

She's an egotistical jerk who thinks she's better than everyone else all because her books made the New York Best Seller's list. Big whoop. So did plenty of other authors that actually worked their tails off and went to college to become an author, unlike SMeyer.

mistress meyer went to school n got her php

Php? Oh that, explains the BBrape I guess

I would find it really stupid to make fun of her because of her weight or physical appearance, of course, but her attitude is what makes her laughable to us.

naw jew callin mah mistress fat? Jew meanie meanie jew.

*whoosh*

Even I,A 12 Year Old,Have better Grammar and Spelling That You.
One more thing.WHY ALMOST ALL TROLLS TRY TO INSULT US USING JEW?

.....wut?

i couldnt even read half the words

Floda wrote:

It's horrible and a cliche. That's why.

haw es et

horrible and cliché

win et has the best loking guy and the perfect gurl.

Read some more books, ones never written by Stephanie Meyer

the bible was ritten by GOD!! i dont read it cuz I cant its too long but l lissen to it on awdeo book lik I do twilite.

Idolizing false idols is a sin. The only one hell-bent for... well... hell is you.

im not idolizing im admiring a saint.

Actually, Harry Potter was favorited by the last Pop becayse of its themes of love, friendship, and triumphing over evil.

yeh, homo love, frendship with the devel and the only tryumph ova eval was doned by an eval boy.

How can we not make fun of her, I mean really?

cuz jews a meanie meanie jew.

She's an egotistical jerk who thinks she's better than everyone else all because her books made the New York Best Seller's list. Big whoop. So did plenty of other authors that actually worked their tails off and went to college to become an author, unlike SMeyer.

mistress meyer went to school n got her php

I would find it really stupid to make fun of her because of her weight or physical appearance, of course, but her attitude is what makes her laughable to us.

naw jew callin mah mistress fat? Jew meanie meanie jew.

Wow, learn how to type or get off the computer, and it's funny how you are using jew insteadof you and your username is floda, which is Adolf backwards, I suspect antisemitism.

Prove_It wrote:Wow, learn how to type or get off the computer, and it's funny how you are using jew insteadof you and your username is floda, which is Adolf backwards, I suspect antisemitism.

It's true!!!!!! OMG, cookies for you for noticing. This is one lateral thinking troll

Oh I loves me some cookies. Yes, actually I noticed that because floda was actually a joke my friends and I stumbled upon 2 years ago, seeing that just made me go 'WHAAAAAAT?!'

Oh and to deal with that 'homo love' JUST BECAUSE DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT J. K. R. SHOWED IT IN THE BOOKS, why do you think it was such a shock to everyone? NO ONE KNEW. It wasn't obvious, it wasn't even implied. Only she (J.K.R) knew that he was. Being gay does not change your personality, how intelligent you are or how great of a person/character you are. It is the way a person is/ what sexuality they prefer.

I am not putting spoilers on this because if you didn't know that...wow.

Prove_It wrote:Wow, learn how to type or get off the computer, and it's funny how you are using jew insteadof you and your username is floda, which is Adolf backwards, I suspect antisemitism.

Considering this troll's serious case of homophobia and retardation, I can believe that.


I've seen some pretty stupid trolls around, but never like her. Unles you're counting the WBC, but they're not trolling, are they? And considering the amount of fail in one of them alone, that is a very depressing statement.

Reilly wrote:

Prove_It wrote:Wow, learn how to type or get off the computer, and it's funny how you are using jew insteadof you and your username is floda, which is Adolf backwards, I suspect antisemitism.

Considering this troll's serious case of homophobia and retardation, I can believe that.


I've seen some pretty stupid trolls around, but never like her. Unles you're counting the WBC, but they're not trolling, are they? And considering the amount of fail in one of them alone, that is a very depressing statement.

Well, they don't troll the interwebs... but what they do in real life is trolling. Of course when they trolled Comiccon, they gown PWNED.