Joachimk1 wrote:

Mina Murray wrote:

Joachimk1 wrote:"You ugly jealous Wh*re! You need to grow up! Twilight is TWO true love!"

This was said to me by an ignorant tween after I ripped down a Twilight Movie Poster, spat my gum out on it and smeared it in.

She then proceeded to attempt to whack me with her copy of Breaking Dawn.

So I pulled out my copy of Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace and clocked her in the head with it.

She was fine! No brain damage that wasn't already in existence for reading about The Colans (Culans?) and their sparkles.

Oh, and I paid for the poster too.

Firstly, you do need to grow up.
You just ripped down a poster, which I'm assuming was someone elses property, simply because you didn't like it. That is rude and immature. Would you want someone to start ripping down posters of something you like just because they didn't like it? Twilighters are allowed to enjoy the series, just like were allowed to dislike it.
It's only when someone crosses the line, like say deystroying property that isn't theirs, that it becomes a problem.
Also you just happened to have a copy of War and Peace on you?
Finding that unlikely, no one carries around War and Peace with them, not even hardcore bibliophiles.

Yes, I do need to grow up, only because I'm a simple High School student.
And the only reason I had War and Peace on me is because I had a class assignment on it. I did not enjoy it, every moment of reading was like pulling teeth without anesthetic.

So what? I have twelve year old cousins who act more maturely than that and know that deystroying anothers property is stupid and wrong. Also that excuse isn't going to fly, you're in highschool and acting like a bratty six year old. You should definetly know better by now.
I'm also calling sturgeon on a highschool assigning War and Peace. That's college level literature, I seriously doubt that a highschool would assign reading that would go WAY over their students heads. It's usually assigned in College Lit classes for Sophomores.

"I am a simple high school student" is now my argument for everything.

"Stop talking back to authority! You need to learn some manners."
"Yes, I do need to learn some manners, only because I am a simple high school student!"

"That flat-screen TV isn't yours! That's shoplifting! Get back here!"
"But I am a simple high school student!"

"Put that knife down! Stop stabbing that bank teller!"
"Oh, but I'm a simple high school student!"

Thanks.

^ The excuse of the century!

therealJB wrote:

Meerkat wrote:"All Twilight haters are fat/ugly/stupid/etc."

I know some Twilight haters who are fairly attractive, so the above is a weak argument.

Besides, they should see our picture thread. Most of us are sexy waltzer, if I do say so myself.

I have a tale for you all...thanks to my debate class and the crazy twilight fangirl on my class.
Let's call her Stephenie ok??

Stephenie: TWILIGHT IS MY IDEAL ROMANCE
Me: Twilight is sexist , we discussed this already-.
Stephenie: BUT IT'S LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET!
Me: you ever saw Romeo and Juliet?
Stephenie: No , it's like too boring for me.
Me: Then how Twilight is interesting?
Stephenie: The boys are hot and they are vampires!
Me: Yeah , but they are brainless.
Stephenie: YEAH WHATEVER TWILIGHT IS SO GOOD VAMPIRE DIARIES RIPPED IT OFF.
Me: Vampire Diaries is older.
Stephenie: YOU ARE JUST A JEALOUS Stephenie Meyer CAUSE VAMPIRE DIARIES IS LIKE SO BORING , IT'S LIKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU THINK THOSE SPARKLEPIRES ARE ACTUALLY RATIONAL AND LOGICAL? BELLA IS A STRONG FEMALE LADY?
Stephenie: YES SHE IS. I WANT TO BE BELLA. I WANT TO BE PALE AND BRUNETTE AND PRETTY AND TO SERVE TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Right , you are a lost case.
Stephenie: NO I'M NOT. I'M BELLA. YOU JUST DONT GET IT CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS TO READ.
Me: Newsflash , Twilight is a book.
Stephenie: .......
Me: Do you see i was right?
Stephenie: Whatever , I'm Bella.

valeriux4000 wrote:I have a tale for you all...thanks to my debate class and the crazy twilight fangirl on my class.
Let's call her Stephenie ok??

Stephenie: TWILIGHT IS MY IDEAL ROMANCE
Me: Twilight is sexist , we discussed this already-.
Stephenie: BUT IT'S LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET!
Me: you ever saw Romeo and Juliet?
Stephenie: No , it's like too boring for me.
Me: Then how Twilight is interesting?
Stephenie: The boys are hot and they are vampires!
Me: Yeah , but they are brainless.
Stephenie: YEAH WHATEVER TWILIGHT IS SO GOOD VAMPIRE DIARIES RIPPED IT OFF.
Me: Vampire Diaries is older.
Stephenie: YOU ARE JUST A JEALOUS Stephenie Meyer CAUSE VAMPIRE DIARIES IS LIKE SO BORING , IT'S LIKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU THINK THOSE SPARKLEPIRES ARE ACTUALLY RATIONAL AND LOGICAL? BELLA IS A STRONG FEMALE LADY?
Stephenie: YES SHE IS. I WANT TO BE BELLA. I WANT TO BE PALE AND BRUNETTE AND PRETTY AND TO SERVE TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Right , you are a lost case.
Stephenie: NO I'M NOT. I'M BELLA. YOU JUST DONT GET IT CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS TO READ.
Me: Newsflash , Twilight is a book.
Stephenie: .......
Me: Do you see i was right?
Stephenie: Whatever , I'm Bella.

In the immortal words of Forrest Gump:

valeriux4000 wrote:I have a tale for you all...thanks to my debate class and the crazy twilight fangirl on my class.
Let's call her Stephenie ok??

Stephenie: TWILIGHT IS MY IDEAL ROMANCE
Me: Twilight is sexist , we discussed this already-.
Stephenie: BUT IT'S LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET!
Me: you ever saw Romeo and Juliet?
Stephenie: No , it's like too boring for me.
Me: Then how Twilight is interesting?
Stephenie: The boys are hot and they are vampires!
Me: Yeah , but they are brainless.
Stephenie: YEAH WHATEVER TWILIGHT IS SO GOOD VAMPIRE DIARIES RIPPED IT OFF.
Me: Vampire Diaries is older.
Stephenie: YOU ARE JUST A JEALOUS Stephenie Meyer CAUSE VAMPIRE DIARIES IS LIKE SO BORING , IT'S LIKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU THINK THOSE SPARKLEPIRES ARE ACTUALLY RATIONAL AND LOGICAL? BELLA IS A STRONG FEMALE LADY?
Stephenie: YES SHE IS. I WANT TO BE BELLA. I WANT TO BE PALE AND BRUNETTE AND PRETTY AND TO SERVE TO MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Right , you are a lost case.
Stephenie: NO I'M NOT. I'M BELLA. YOU JUST DONT GET IT CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS TO READ.
Me: Newsflash , Twilight is a book.
Stephenie: .......
Me: Do you see i was right?
Stephenie: Whatever , I'm Bella.

GTFO

Mina Murray wrote:

Stephen Kings just jealous because none of his books are successful and have gotten made into movies.

By the same author of the above quote:

I bet he's jealous that her books are selling very good and that she has a lot of fame more than he does now!!

Hahahaha! Oh my sides hurt from laughing! The irony is that in several of my writting and literature classes they've used King as an example and source material.

How can you be so cruel as to share your own painful fate with the rest of us. Seriously, I was on the edge of my bed about to fall off laughing. I could have been hurt beyond my terrible side pains.

I went to cook dinner and couldn't stop chuckling to myself and saying, "none of his books are successful".

Sooooo D-U-M, dum.

well, i just went on Deviant Art Today And Found Some of the most funny responses from Twitards. at:http://twilightplz.deviantart.com/

here's one:"

OMG TWILI AICOLKN I LOVRE IT OI WILSH I WAX EDWARS I LOVFEW HIM AND HAGTE BELLAXS BOOBBBS"

YOU ARE EVILKl!!!"

"i hate gummyabaers"

"sonic suckssksks!!!!!!!!!"

"(((((nNHOOO WHAT"

"WHY YOU HAETR MDE"

"STFU"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

TTHE TWITARD STRIKES BACKK...
lol i had to say that before i start .
Last friday , that girl on my class Stephenie , decided to discuss twilight again...in math.-..with her friend Brittanny.

Britanny: Gasp , you are reading Harry Potter ! what a geek!you should read twilight
Stephenie: She hates twilight
Me: thanks for protecting me from more showcases of dumbass logic! (i totally said that wrong damn how you say gracias por protejerme de mas muestras de logica idiotica? ???)
Stephenie: You are always bitter Twilight is a bestseller...
Me: i tought this was over....Bella.
Britanny: OMG SHE IS RIGHT YOU ARE LIKE BELLA!!!
Me: translated a whiny Stephenie Meyer?
Britanny: Bella is like so cool and she has two guys drooling over her.
Me: again...
Stephenie: I KNOW
Me: thanks for going away kids.
Stephenie: you are just jealous bella has two hot guys drooling over her and that she is smart at the same time.not like you that has only like that guy in the corner (who i didn't know about...apparently she is now gossip girl )
Britanny: right. and you are not that smart , you are only sarcastic.
Me: did you find another role model?
Britanny: we have bella.
Me: right. now can i go back to my book?
both of them started talking about twishite and hot abs and justin bieber and blah blah blah.
Stephenie: why are you ignoring us?
Me: i'm reading.
Stephenie; you cant like get nothing out of them.
Me: rolemodels?
Britanny: No.
Me: and what about Bella?? touche right?
Britanny: no , twilight was a movie first.
(everybody facepalmed in perfect timming , well stephenie and i , looks like i won war again!)

valeriux4000 wrote:TTHE TWITARD STRIKES BACKK...
lol i had to say that before i start .
Last friday , that girl on my class Stephenie , decided to discuss twilight again...in math.-..with her friend Brittanny.

Britanny: Gasp , you are reading Harry Potter ! what a geek!you should read twilight
Stephenie: She hates twilight
Me: thanks for protecting me from more showcases of dumbass logic! (i totally said that wrong damn how you say gracias por protejerme de mas muestras de logica idiotica? ???)
Stephenie: You are always bitter Twilight is a bestseller...
Me: i tought this was over....Bella.
Britanny: OMG SHE IS RIGHT YOU ARE LIKE BELLA!!!
Me: translated a whiny Stephenie Meyer?
Britanny: Bella is like so cool and she has two guys drooling over her.
Me: again...
Stephenie: I KNOW
Me: thanks for going away kids.
Stephenie: you are just jealous bella has two hot guys drooling over her and that she is smart at the same time.not like you that has only like that guy in the corner (who i didn't know about...apparently she is now gossip girl )
Britanny: right. and you are not that smart , you are only sarcastic.
Me: did you find another role model?
Britanny: we have bella.
Me: right. now can i go back to my book?
both of them started talking about twishite and hot abs and justin bieber and blah blah blah.
Stephenie: why are you ignoring us?
Me: i'm reading.
Stephenie; you cant like get nothing out of them.
Me: rolemodels?
Britanny: No.
Me: and what about Bella?? touche right?
Britanny: no , twilight was a movie first.
(everybody facepalmed in perfect timming , well stephenie and i , looks like i won war again!)

Seriously.
GTFO

valeriux4000 wrote:TTHE TWITARD STRIKES BACKK...
lol i had to say that before i start .
Last friday , that girl on my class Stephenie , decided to discuss twilight again...in math.-..with her friend Brittanny.

Britanny: Gasp , you are reading Harry Potter ! what a geek!you should read twilight
Stephenie: She hates twilight
Me: thanks for protecting me from more showcases of dumbass logic! (i totally said that wrong damn how you say gracias por protejerme de mas muestras de logica idiotica? ???)
Stephenie: You are always bitter Twilight is a bestseller...
Me: i tought this was over....Bella.
Britanny: OMG SHE IS RIGHT YOU ARE LIKE BELLA!!!
Me: translated a whiny Stephenie Meyer?
Britanny: Bella is like so cool and she has two guys drooling over her.
Me: again...
Stephenie: I KNOW
Me: thanks for going away kids.
Stephenie: you are just jealous bella has two hot guys drooling over her and that she is smart at the same time.not like you that has only like that guy in the corner (who i didn't know about...apparently she is now gossip girl )
Britanny: right. and you are not that smart , you are only sarcastic.
Me: did you find another role model?
Britanny: we have bella.
Me: right. now can i go back to my book?
both of them started talking about twishite and hot abs and justin bieber and blah blah blah.
Stephenie: why are you ignoring us?
Me: i'm reading.
Stephenie; you cant like get nothing out of them.
Me: rolemodels?
Britanny: No.
Me: and what about Bella?? touche right?
Britanny: no , twilight was a movie first.
(everybody facepalmed in perfect timming , well stephenie and i , looks like i won war again!)

These responses are pissing me off.
I wish I had the ability to laugh.

I saw a New Moon trailer in Nov and I said, "Eww, stalker!"
and my cousin said, "Edward's just protecting Bella," and her mom agreed.
I hear that a lot.

are people going to sneak "vampires" into your hose?

There's a Vampire in my HOSE!?!?! I should go wash him/her out nao!

PHAIL.

"How do you know vampires aren't supposed to sparkle!?"

Asked by many twitards when I comment on this. I guess I just think that the folklore that comes with vampires is what really makes them vampires as opposed to twats who looked like they've been dumped into a vat of glitter-glue.

Diab0lic Puppet wrote:"How do you know vampires aren't supposed to sparkle!?"

Asked by many twitards when I comment on this. I guess I just think that the folklore that comes with vampires is what really makes them vampires as opposed to twats who looked like they've been dumped into a vat of glitter-glue.

when vampires go in the sunlight, they are supposed to SHRIVEL and BURN and BEG FOR THEIR LIVES!! not sparkle. vampires should not, under any circumstances, sparkle or become a fairy.

This also qualifies as a Twitard encounter, but I wanted to put what this Twitard said here.

A while ago, I watched a clip from somebody recapping the end of the decade to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire." Towards the end of the clip, the guy listed Twilight and Pixar's Up as famous movies of 2008. Some of the commenters told the guy to include The Dark Knight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c24kzS-U ... ture=email

Here's what I said in response to all the people in favor of the Dark Knight:

DJDizzy113 Replace Twilight with Dark Knight!

decadeinreview (The uploader of the video) @DJDizzy113 Aarrrgh, you're right. That would have been better!

Then I get an e-mail this morning with a reply from a Twitard:

musicxtoxmyxears @DJDizzy113 TWILIGHT IS AMAZING AND WAY BETTER THAN DARK KNIGHT. THAT MOVIE HAD NOOOOOOOO PLOT. I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE TWILIGHT SERIES. GO DIE! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE BRILLIANCE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA.

What a troll.

REAL conversation between a Normal Person and a Twitard (it's so obvious who's typing what)

"if ur so much better y dont u write a better book?"

"I never said I was a better author than her, but I can say there are plenty of authors that make original, creative and fun stories than her. Ann Rice is the true vampire author."

"umm does her vampires sparkle?
i didnt think so
no one else thought of it exept for stephani miers
that tells u how smart she is"

Oooh, Meyerpires sparkle! She is SO smart! (Sacarsm hands/feet raised. Typing with tongue now while sitting in an awkward position. Will raise tongue, but have nothing to type with if I do so.)

On another note, someone needs to teach these Twitards to type in proper English. The Twitard here even gets their idol's name wrong.

Repeat after me, class: I do believe in proper English. I do. I do.

a girl from youtube sent me the following message:

ARE YOU LIKE MAD? TWILIGHT IS THE BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IN THE LAST CENTURY! not like harrry poter he is so uggly and stupid_! you are machist because you don't like a book about a girl. that's all

FACEPALM. i blocked her

valeriux4000 wrote:a girl from youtube sent me the following message:

ARE YOU LIKE MAD? TWILIGHT IS THE BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IN THE LAST CENTURY! not like harrry poter he is so uggly and stupid_! you are machist because you don't like a book about a girl. that's all

FACEPALM. i blocked her

PLEASE:

Moxie Crimefighter wrote:

valeriux4000 wrote:a girl from youtube sent me the following message:

ARE YOU LIKE MAD? TWILIGHT IS THE BEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IN THE LAST CENTURY! not like harrry poter he is so uggly and stupid_! you are machist because you don't like a book about a girl. that's all

FACEPALM. i blocked her

Seriously?

yeah! there's a youtube video that's a live debate of twilight vrs harry potter. it's very interesting (especially the comments of the twilighters calling sturgeon about their canon , it's so damn funny!)

I'll go edit my post.

"First of all there was a lot of original things that happened in the book. For example how many vampire books had special gifts like in the book. Second, the daughters name was Renesmee and it is beautiful. Third, the only thing thats crap is your words and the stuff that comes out your butt. Fourth, true love exists you just need to have faith in it. Fifth, (i promise this list ends eventually) the only reason they stalk each other is because they love each other and can't face it at first. And lastly HOW WOULD YOU LIKE HAVING THE PRESSURE OF WRITING A BIG BOOK LIKE TWILIGHT KNOWING ONE MISTAKE CAN MAKE JERKS LIKE YOU HATE IT!!! THATS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOUR SHOULDERS OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE IN THE BOOK!!!! YOU MOST BE A HARRY POTTER LOVER!!! EITHER THAT OR A BOY!!! *catches breath*"

ME: okay so i'm a boy just cus i hate sparkly FAIRYS!(thats my personall thought on this comment that i posted here.)

and then one of my DA friends says:
"Twilight sucks."
And THEN trevor4056 says:
"You know what sucks more? Random people who think they're cool when they put down other peoples interests or favorites. Feel better now that you said that?"
MY friend says: "Yes."
trevor4056 says:Good for you.
My friend says:Yes, yes indeed it's good for me.
trevor4056 says: So would you be classified as a Stephenie Meyer or an Edward?
My friend says: I happen to be both.
trevor4056 says:Good to know. Good luck dying alone.
My friend says: have a boyfriend, we've been together for six months. Who said anything about dying alone?
trevor4056 says:Has he got in your pants yet?
http://trevor4056.deviantart.com/

AlbertWesker wrote:"First of all there was a lot of original things that happened in the book. For example how many vampire books had special gifts like in the book. Second, the daughters name was Renesmee and it is beautiful. Third, the only thing thats crap is your words and the stuff that comes out your butt. Fourth, true love exists you just need to have faith in it. Fifth, (i promise this list ends eventually) the only reason they stalk each other is because they love each other and can't face it at first. And lastly HOW WOULD YOU LIKE HAVING THE PRESSURE OF WRITING A BIG BOOK LIKE TWILIGHT KNOWING ONE MISTAKE CAN MAKE JERKS LIKE YOU HATE IT!!! THATS A LOT OF PRESSURE ON YOUR SHOULDERS OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE IN THE BOOK!!!! YOU MOST BE A HARRY POTTER LOVER!!! EITHER THAT OR A BOY!!! *catches breath*"

ME: okay so i'm a boy just cus i hate sparkly FAIRYS!(thats my personall thought on this comment that i posted here.)

and then one of my DA friends says:
"Twilight sucks."
And THEN trevor4056 says:
"You know what sucks more? Random people who think they're cool when they put down other peoples interests or favorites. Feel better now that you said that?"
MY friend says: "Yes."
trevor4056 says:Good for you.
My friend says:Yes, yes indeed it's good for me.
trevor4056 says: So would you be classified as a Stephenie Meyer or an Edward?
My friend says: I happen to be both.
trevor4056 says:Good to know. Good luck dying alone.
My friend says: have a boyfriend, we've been together for six months. Who said anything about dying alone?
trevor4056 says:Has he got in your pants yet?

It seems like YOU [and your friend] actually started it, so you kinda deserve the carp