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Teens biting each other because of Twilight

Discuss the psyche of the Twilight fandom. Anyone noteworthy? Any behavioral patterns? What are some trends you see popping up amongst them?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:08 pm
This takes the term "love nips" to a whole 'nother level.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:18 pm
Just think though, if they contract deadly bloodborne viruses and/or rip each other's throats out, they weed themselves out of the gene pool. Darwin Awards all around, people.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:12 pm
I wonder what the kids parents would do if they found out their kids where biting each other
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:24 am
It's the germaphobe in me that makes me upset about this for the most part. Honestly, do these kids know what sort of carp is out there? Forget diseases and illnesses transferred by saliva - blood-borne diseases are way worse. Who knows what the hell is in this person's blood? They could have something, and boom, you bite them and get whatever disease that's floating around in their body.

More so, it's even worse if it's a complete stranger. You do NOT know what this person does, where they have been, or anything about them. You could actually end up getting some sort of life-threatening disease from doing this! If you end up biting someone sick, you could end up in a hospital weeks later. And your story? You bit some person because of your fandom? How stupid would you feel?

It's like the retards that share food with strangers in lines of concerts! "Oh hurr we like the same artist so let's share food lololollol!"

I honestly feel no sympathy for these girls if they get sick. It's their fault completely, and they had it coming. There is absolutely no pity in this at all.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:43 am
Nebbles! <3 [Asininity] wrote:If you end up biting someone sick, you could end up in a hospital weeks later. And your story? You bit some person because of your fandom? How stupid would you feel?


Can you just picture the doctor standing there saying, "I'm sorry, I must have had a chunk of retarded stuck in my ear. Could you repeat that?"
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:24 am
Here comes GoombaGeek's new product, Idiot-B-Gone Body Lotion! Apply it, and any idiots who bite you will wither up and die. Comes with TROLL-OFF for a limited time only!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:27 am
Nibbling I can understand. But full on chomping and blood-letting? That's just dumb.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:19 am
S-r-ex wrote:A scentless yet foul-tasting fluid you can smear on your skin. Any suggestions?



That stuff that people put on electrical wires and shoes and stuff to keep pets from chewing on them.

However, if you get ANY on your tongue, it tastes awful.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:06 pm
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S-r-ex wrote:A scentless yet foul-tasting fluid you can smear on your skin. Any suggestions?



That stuff that people put on electrical wires and shoes and stuff to keep pets from chewing on them.

However, if you get ANY on your tongue, it tastes awful.


What if some Twitards actually LIKE that stuff, then what?
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annethequene wrote:
S-r-ex wrote:A scentless yet foul-tasting fluid you can smear on your skin. Any suggestions?



That stuff that people put on electrical wires and shoes and stuff to keep pets from chewing on them.

However, if you get ANY on your tongue, it tastes awful.


What if some Twitards actually LIKE that stuff, then what?


Get Stephenie Meyer to tell them it tastes bad?
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The tooth soap that dentists use before they put braces on, its so bad!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:24 pm
I don't know about America, but there's a product in Australia called "Stop 'n' Grow", which you can buy at the chemist. It's a clear varnish-like substance that you paint on your fingernails to stop you chewing them and toughen them up, and it tastes FOUL. Not only that, it's really really tangy and the taste can stay in your mouth for a few minutes. (The number of times I've wandered around, spitting like a retard because I've gone to gnaw a fingernail without thinking...)
It does dry like varnish, though, and I'm not sure how long it would stay on a porous surface like skin. But by christ, if this stupidity spreads out of the US, then I'm smothering my neck and shoulders in the stuff before I step out the door.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:26 am
Wow, the trends just keep growing and getting worse. It may be a while for this whole thing to finally die down.

But this whole thing makes me weep for humanity, to succumb so easily to stupid and dangerous trends. :(
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:28 am
That Darn Time Lord wrote:I don't know about America, but there's a product in Australia called "Stop 'n' Grow", which you can buy at the chemist. It's a clear varnish-like substance that you paint on your fingernails to stop you chewing them and toughen them up, and it tastes FOUL. Not only that, it's really really tangy and the taste can stay in your mouth for a few minutes. (The number of times I've wandered around, spitting like a retard because I've gone to gnaw a fingernail without thinking...)
It does dry like varnish, though, and I'm not sure how long it would stay on a porous surface like skin. But by christ, if this stupidity spreads out of the US, then I'm smothering my neck and shoulders in the stuff before I step out the door.


I believe a similar, if not the same product, is used in America. My little brother chewed his nails very often, and never grew out of it. He had to use something of the sort to help.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:56 pm
Is A Bell A Swan? wrote:Get Stephenie Meyer to tell them it tastes bad?


That might work, as long as the product doesn't have sparkles or glitter in it.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:02 am
What's the name for the big, coney collars dogs wear to stop them licking their cuts or whatever? Just make sure they're not transparent, otherwise the Twitards will walk into things. :wink:
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