Summary: I'M DANGEROUS, BELLA!
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by Stephenie Meyer. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author’s Notes: Just a little something I came up with. I thought it was funny, but I’ll let you guys decide that.
CHAGRIN
“Edward!” I cried in the purest, utmost chagrin.
“Oh, Bella!” Edward replied, his incandescent, perfect, god-like sculptured chest heaving in chagrin.
“Oh, Edward,” I muttered in chagrin as his lavender, marble, cold, perfect lips descended on mine, supply kissing me.
“Bella,” he murmured in chagrin.
“Edward,” I chagrined.
“...Bella, my sweet...”
“...Oh, Edward...”
“Bella...”
“Edward...”
“Bella...”
“Edward...”
“Bella...I love you...”
“Edward...I love you too...I shall simply die without you...”
“Oh, Bella, my love...I love you too much, my life, my reason, my breath, my everything...”
Suddenly, much to my chagrin, he drew back, his coal-black eyes flashing with chagrin. “I’m dangerous, Bella!”
My chagrined eyes glistened with unshed tears of chagrin. “I don’t care!” I cried in chagrin. “I love you!”
His eyes softened and his perfect lips curved into that perfect crooked chagrined smile that he always smiled to make me swoon in chagrin. Oh, goodness – was I going to faint in chagrin? “Oh, Bella...” he chuckled with chagrin. “Why must you be such a silly girl?”
“Oh, Edward, I'm sorry...please forgive me.” I didn’t deserve him; he was too perfect for me. In heart-wrenching chagrin, I turned away to stop him from seeing the tears of chagrin in my chagrined eyes.
He turned my face back towards him with a velvet movement of chagrin. “Oh, Bella, my love, there is nothing to forgive!”
“But there is!” I cried in chagrin. “Oh, Edward, can’t you see that I simply don’t deserve you?”
“Oh, Bella, you silly girl. I love you!”
“I love you too!” I chagrined.
“Oh, Bella...” my perfect Adonis chagrined.
“Oh, Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella...” he chagrined.
“Edward...” I chagrined.
“Bella, I love you.”
“Oh, Edward, I love you t–”
“I’M DANGEROUS, BELLA!”
CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
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CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by estora on Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:38 am
"You can't eat a lamb kebab and then have an ice cream afterwards! It's not Kosher!"
"Oh, no, it's OK. I had a sip of Coke in between them."
"Oh, no, it's OK. I had a sip of Coke in between them."
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Ringolevio on Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:59 pm
That, my friend, was epic WIN!
(First reply, ha!)
(First reply, ha!)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
"If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles, you wouldn't sit for a month."
~Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Person on Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:53 pm
Are you sure that's not a lost passage from the book? It sure sounds like it.
So, I agree with Ringolevio: that WAS epic win.
Nice summary, too. Pretty much sums up the whole series.
So, I agree with Ringolevio: that WAS epic win.
Nice summary, too. Pretty much sums up the whole series.
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Belphegor23 on Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:56 am
Oh, the laughter, it just keeps coming!Belphegor: more badass than
all the Cullens put together.
all the Cullens put together.
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Yanagi_Kotaro on Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:43 am
This is simply hilarious! I've got to show my friends...now, where are they?
Team Yanakou: Because let's see Edward cope with a 70% paralysed body, severly damaged vocal cord, slight amnesia, and scars all over his beautiful body.
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Scalpel Slut on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:18 pm
This was win. So much win.
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Re: CHAGRIN -- A Bella/Edward parody
by Ultimatum on Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:55 pm
Are you sure this is not the actual book summary?
You rock! *gives internet*
You rock! *gives internet*
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