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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:48 pm
I had to do one:

A college campus is the setting for Vampire Kisses and where Cloud "I'm so emo" Strife and Sephiroth the Doombringer first cross paths. It’s love at first sight, but as they become closer, Cloud discovers that Sephiroth has a horrifying secret – he’s a vampire doomed to a bloodthirsty immortality!
Although Cloud senses danger beneath his soft-spoken manner, and even after Sephiroth himself warns her away, Cloud is drawn to this creature of the night and loves him as she has loved no other.

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Spying a dusty red binding on the lower shelf, Cloud pulled at the tightly wedged volume. Unbeknownst to her, her jostling had caused a book to dislodge and tumble from its precarious position on the top shelf. Then she heard it – the sound of a sudden movement and leather against flesh. She looked up, surprised.
“What?” her blue eyes widened as she took in the sight.
“If I startled you, my apologies.” The man in dark silk smiled at her through electric blue eyes and then reached up toward the skewed shelf, adjusted it, and returned the book. His voice was like his clothing, soft, rich, almost beckoning. The dim light fell gently on his silver hair and shoulders. Impossibly wide shoulders...
Cloud felt her heart skip a beat; how picturesque. His arms seemed not to stretch as he reached to resettle the shelf. Watching from below, comprehension dawned, she tucked her blonde hair behind her ears in nervousness. Ah, the noise. She eyed the angle, and a shudder wracked her body. The whole shelf could have toppled were it not for this curious stranger. She had to clear her throat before she could speak, her mind filled with images of heavy, sharp-cornered objects landing on her head. “Thanks for the rescue,” Cloud said. Then with a grin added, “Quick hands.”
“Only when there is need, I assure you.” Sephiroth the Doombringer smiled, teeth reflecting bright in the dusty air, those broad shoulders casting a shadow over Cloud. He nodded in what might almost have been considered a bow and then turned sideways and was gone. One moment there, the next he’d vanished as though he’d never been...

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A lascivious grin was spoiled by the frothy mustache Zack wore; cross-eyed, she glared at it, twisting up her mouth, remnants of her latte still clinging to her lips.
“Do stop licking your lips that way; some man might get the right idea about you, and then where would you be?” Cloud was only half kidding, blue eyes ablaze.
“Where every cat longs to be, my sweet innocent little bookworm. Completely in the cream.” She batted her eyelashes outrageously making Cloud laugh.
“So, your date last night?”
“Oh, it was perfect. A perfect catastrophe,” Zack grinned. “I told you he was in the adult education program, right?” She waited for Cloud to nod, all-the-while choking on her own laughter. “Well, we finally got around to talking about what he studies.” Giggles began to emerge, making her slur her words. “That yummy little Brad-Pitt-in-Thelma-and-Louise I was drooling over is here studying to become a priest!”
“Oh, no!” Cloud sat back and burst into laughter of her own. “What did you do?”
“Oh, I merely suggested that an in-depth knowledge of temptation and sin might help in his work. I even offered to give him a guided tour.”
“You didn’t!” It was purely rhetorical; knowing Zack, Cloud was quite sure she had. “What did he say?”
“I thought I heard ‘get thee behind me’, but he was running the other way, so I could be wrong.”
If Cloud hadn’t already finished her drink, she’d have choked...

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Sephiroth sighed. He longed to go to Cloud, to comfort her, to caress her, but he could not, and so he remained outside, just below her window, watching and listening. He thought of her silky blonde hair and dancing blue eyes. His mouth filled with the bittersweet taste of longing. The first flush of dawn chased him away, but before he left, he thrust a note beneath her window sash.

I have watched from the shadows;
you are brighter than sunlight.

It might have been more poetic than literal, but he meant it truly; hers was a warmth that would not burn him to ash – though it did seem to have seared its way into his heart.

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Sephiroth looked at Cloud, blue eyes bright with passion; his hands shook. “Are you sure?”
She took his face in her hands, drew him near for a kiss as she gazed into his blue eyes. His fangs fully extended; she traced them with her tongue, loving the taste of him. “I am.” It felt like a vow. “I love you.” Cloud ran her fingers through his silver hair then pulled him to her.
He stood it as long as he could, then another moment longer. But finally he had to move, or come undone.
Sephiroth trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, making his way to the nape of her neck. Cloud moaned beneath his attention, the sound making him shake with yearning, thirst, desire, and love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extended to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Cloud, her perfect skin glistening in the dim light. Slowly, but with nothing of uncertainty – he bit down not quite tenderly, knowing she would enjoy the feel of his teeth – but carefully to cause no pain. His fangs sank within her, pressed home, revealing incredible sensations for both lovers, a new consummation. Her heartbeat raced through them both. Cloud kept her back straight and her shoulders remained still, but her thighs and hips rolled sensuously as music moved through her and her blood sang...


For the record, I'm really not a fan of the Sephiroth/Cloud pairing, I just got it in my head and couldn't think of anything else. :lol:
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:53 pm
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he’s a vampire doomed to a bloodthirsty immortality!


*facepalm* BLOODTHIRSTY IMMORTALITY! How can immortality be bloodthirsty? Vampires can, but immortality can't... or did I get something wrong?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:57 am
This is fun. So I tried it for the lulz. And here it is!

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ಠ_ಠ and ಥಿ೪ಥ meet at the library...

Spying a dusty red binding on the lower shelf, ಠ_ಠ pulled at the tightly wedged volume. Unbeknownst to her, her jostling had caused a book to dislodge and tumble from its precarious position on the top shelf. Then she heard it – the sound of a sudden movement and leather against flesh. She looked up, surprised.
“What?” her gray eyes widened as she took in the sight.
“If I startled you, my apologies.” The man in dark silk smiled at her through electric green eyes and then reached up toward the skewed shelf, adjusted it, and returned the book. His voice was like his clothing, soft, rich, almost beckoning. The dim light fell gently on his blonde hair and shoulders. Impossibly wide shoulders...
ಠ_ಠ felt her heart skip a beat; how picturesque. His arms seemed not to stretch as he reached to resettle the shelf. Watching from below, comprehension dawned, she tucked her black hair behind her ears in nervousness. Ah, the noise. She eyed the angle, and a shudder wracked her body. The whole shelf could have toppled were it not for this curious stranger. She had to clear her throat before she could speak, her mind filled with images of heavy, sharp-cornered objects landing on her head. “Thanks for the rescue,” ಠ_ಠ said. Then with a grin added, “Quick hands.”
“Only when there is need, I assure you.” ಥಿ೪ಥ ¯\(°_o)/¯ smiled, teeth reflecting bright in the dusty air, those broad shoulders casting a shadow over ಠ_ಠ . He nodded in what might almost have been considered a bow and then turned sideways and was gone. One moment there, the next he’d vanished as though he’d never been...


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ಠ_ಠ and :D : a little intellectual repartee...

A lascivious grin was spoiled by the frothy mustache :D wore; cross-eyed, she glared at it, twisting up her mouth, remnants of her latte still clinging to her lips.
“Do stop licking your lips that way; some man might get the right idea about you, and then where would you be?” ಠ_ಠ was only half kidding, gray eyes ablaze.
“Where every cat longs to be, my sweet innocent little bookworm. Completely in the cream.” She batted her eyelashes outrageously making ಠ_ಠ laugh.
“So, your date last night?”
“Oh, it was perfect. A perfect catastrophe,” :D grinned. “I told you he was in the adult education program, right?” She waited for ಠ_ಠ to nod, all-the-while choking on her own laughter. “Well, we finally got around to talking about what he studies.” Giggles began to emerge, making her slur her words. “That yummy little Brad-Pitt-in-Thelma-and-Louise I was drooling over is here studying to become a priest!”
“Oh, no!” ಠ_ಠ sat back and burst into laughter of her own. “What did you do?”
“Oh, I merely suggested that an in-depth knowledge of temptation and sin might help in his work. I even offered to give him a guided tour.”
“You didn’t!” It was purely rhetorical; knowing :D, ಠ_ಠ was quite sure she had. “What did he say?”
“I thought I heard ‘get thee behind me’, but he was running the other way, so I could be wrong.”
If ಠ_ಠ hadn’t already finished her drink, she’d have choked...


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೪ಥ has vampire lust...

ಥಿ೪ಥ sighed. He longed to go to ಠ_ಠ , to comfort her, to caress her, but he could not, and so he remained outside, just below her window, watching and listening. He thought of her silky black hair and dancing gray eyes. His mouth filled with the bittersweet taste of longing. The first flush of dawn chased him away, but before he left, he thrust a note beneath her window sash.

I have watched from the shadows;
you are brighter than sunlight.

It might have been more poetic than literal, but he meant it truly; hers was a warmth that would not burn him to ash – though it did seem to have seared its way into his heart.


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ಥಿ೪ಥ – the first bite...

ಥಿ೪ಥ looked at ಠ_ಠ , gray eyes bright with passion; his hands shook. “Are you sure?”
She took his face in her hands, drew him near for a kiss as she gazed into his green eyes. His fangs fully extended; she traced them with her tongue, loving the taste of him. “I am.” It felt like a vow. “I love you.” ಠ_ಠ ran her fingers through his blonde hair then pulled him to her.
He stood it as long as he could, then another moment longer. But finally he had to move, or come undone.
ಥಿ೪ಥ trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, making his way to the nape of her neck. ಠ_ಠ moaned beneath his attention, the sound making him shake with yearning, thirst, desire, and love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extended to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto ಠ_ಠ , her perfect skin glistening in the dim light. Slowly, but with nothing of uncertainty – he bit down not quite tenderly, knowing she would enjoy the feel of his teeth – but carefully to cause no pain. His fangs sank within her, pressed home, revealing incredible sensations for both lovers, a new consummation. Her heartbeat raced through them both. ಠ_ಠ kept her back straight and her shoulders remained still, but her thighs and hips rolled sensuously as music moved through her and her blood sang...


Gosh, I love these generators. So funny.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:33 am
Imma post the reviews for first bite.
"Wow! I got this book for my birthday from my BFF who knows I love Twilight and all things vampirey. It was amazing! So fun to star opposite a certain guy who'll remain nameless, playing the ultimate sexy bad boy. My friend was in it too and her character was just like her, BTW. I demand a sequel NOW! Just kidding but seriously, I'd buy it in a second. I want more!!! "
- Sofie M., WI, USA


"Gave my 15-year-old 'First Bite' since she's such a fan of supernatural novels. She was thrilled and couldn't wait to show her friends her own gothic love story. (...) I especially like that the leads are both smart and love books, and though there's plenty of passion things aren't too 'adult' or graphic. Though I'm sure my daughter wouldn't have minded, considering how 'hot' the hero was (her words)."
- Merrilee K., AZ, USA

Now that is just sad.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:41 am
BloodLilies wrote:Imma post the reviews for first bite.
"Wow! I got this book for my birthday from my BFF who knows I love Twilight and all things vampirey. It was amazing! So fun to star opposite a certain guy who'll remain nameless, playing the ultimate sexy bad boy. My friend was in it too and her character was just like her, BTW. I demand a sequel NOW! Just kidding but seriously, I'd buy it in a second. I want more!!! "
- Sofie M., WI, USA


"Gave my 15-year-old 'First Bite' since she's such a fan of supernatural novels. She was thrilled and couldn't wait to show her friends her own gothic love story. (...) I especially like that the leads are both smart and love books, and though there's plenty of passion things aren't too 'adult' or graphic. Though I'm sure my daughter wouldn't have minded, considering how 'hot' the hero was (her words)."
- Merrilee K., AZ, USA

Now that is just sad.


I spy with my little eye a self insert. Also there's a werewolf version of this ಠ_ಠ Bestiality, anyone?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:12 am
^I think that's the point. The self insert point anyway. The werewolf one doesn't bother me as much because at least there not being used to show how awsome the vamps are.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:46 am
Here, how about this?

A college campus is the setting for Vampire Kisses and where Beavis Cornholio and Butthead Theretarded first cross paths. It’s love at first sight, but as they become closer, Beavis discovers that Butthead has a horrifying secret – he’s a vampire doomed to a bloodthirsty immortality!
Although Beavis senses danger beneath his soft-spoken manner, and even after Butthead himself warns her away, Beavis is drawn to this creature of the night and loves him as she has loved no other.

Beavis and Butthead meet at the library...
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Spying a dusty red binding on the lower shelf, Beavis pulled at the tightly wedged volume. Unbeknownst to her, her jostling had caused a book to dislodge and tumble from its precarious position on the top shelf. Then she heard it – the sound of a sudden movement and leather against flesh. She looked up, surprised.
“What?” her black eyes widened as she took in the sight.
“If I startled you, my apologies.” The man in dark silk smiled at her through electric black eyes and then reached up toward the skewed shelf, adjusted it, and returned the book. His voice was like his clothing, soft, rich, almost beckoning. The dim light fell gently on his black hair and shoulders. Impossibly wide shoulders... Beavis felt her heart skip a beat; how picturesque. His arms seemed not to stretch as he reached to resettle the shelf. Watching from below, comprehension dawned, she tucked her blonde hair behind her ears in nervousness. Ah, the noise. She eyed the angle, and a shudder wracked her body. The whole shelf could have toppled were it not for this curious stranger. She had to clear her throat before she could speak, her mind filled with images of heavy, sharp-cornered objects landing on her head. “Thanks for the rescue,” Beavis said. Then with a grin added, “Quick hands.”
“Only when there is need, I assure you.” Butthead Theretarded smiled, teeth reflecting bright in the dusty air, those broad shoulders casting a shadow over Beavis. He nodded in what might almost have been considered a bow and then turned sideways and was gone. One moment there, the next he’d vanished as though he’d never been...



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Beavis and Diarrhea : a little intellectual repartee...
A lascivious grin was spoiled by the frothy mustache Diarrhea wore; cross-eyed, she glared at it, twisting up her mouth, remnants of her latte still clinging to her lips.
“Do stop licking your lips that way; some man might get the right idea about you, and then where would you be?” Beavis was only half kidding, black eyes ablaze. “Where every cat longs to be, my sweet innocent little bookworm. Completely in the cream.” She batted her eyelashes outrageously making Beavis laugh.
“So, your date last night?”
“Oh, it was perfect. A perfect catastrophe,” Diarrhea grinned. “I told you he was in the adult education program, right?” She waited for Beavis to nod, all-the-while choking on her own laughter. “Well, we finally got around to talking about what he studies.” Giggles began to emerge, making her slur her words. “That yummy little Brad-Pitt-in-Thelma-and-Louise I was drooling over is here studying to become a priest!”
“Oh, no!” Beavis sat back and burst into laughter of her own. “What did you do?”
“Oh, I merely suggested that an in-depth knowledge of temptation and sin might help in his work. I even offered to give him a guided tour.”
“You didn’t!” It was purely rhetorical; knowing Diarrhea, Beavis was quite sure she had. “What did he say?”
“I thought I heard ‘get thee behind me’, but he was running the other way, so I could be wrong.”
If Beavis hadn’t already finished her drink, she’d have choked...

Butthead has vampire lust...
Butthead sighed. He longed to go to Beavis, to comfort her, to caress her, but he could not, and so he remained outside, just below her window, watching and listening. He thought of her silky blonde hair and dancing black eyes. His mouth filled with the bittersweet taste of longing. The first flush of dawn chased him away, but before he left, he thrust a note beneath her window sash.

I have watched from the shadows;
you are brighter than sunlight.

It might have been more poetic than literal, but he meant it truly; hers was a warmth that would not burn him to ash – though it did seem to have seared its way into his heart.
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